Fan outrage over the ending of Mass Effect 3's been boiling over since the week that BioWare's hotly anticpated threequel came out, with charity protests, complaints being made to the Federal Trade Commission and noises about closure from BioWare. People want to something else for their Shepards, even if they don't know what it is.

Apparently, all that collective disgruntlement has become sentient and signed up for Twitter, where an account named BetterME3Ending's been spooling out funny and faintly absurd denouements to the video game space opera trilogy. Tweeting in both BroShep and FemShep personas, BetterME3Ending's riffed on various pop culture phenomena like Harry Potter, Parks & Rec and Star Trek: The Next Generation.


Below you'll find a few standouts from the stream of imaginary conclusions. Hey, if BioWare says they're listening to feedback, there may be hope yet that Commander Shepard and Master Chief may get into a spaghetti-eating contest.