It's called "Machinera". And it's just the tip of the iceberg of yet another painfully funny post over on parody site Christwire.

By the end, you'll see Halo revealed for what it is: a "Nietzschean New World Order" recruitment tool, played by dehumanised robots on their Xbox shooting consoles.


You'll also see how the Covenant aren't alien bad guys, they're the Evangelical Christians of America, and that the Halo is actually "God's Kingdom of Grace on earth that players try desperately to escape".

Wonderful stuff.

Halo, the Videogame That Trains Your Teens to Fight for the Nietzschean New World Order [Christwire]