Baker009's custom Ethan figure, from Sony's PS3 thriller Heavy Rain, looks great. Sounds great, too, since he never opens his damn mouth.

Standing 6.4", he's not only a striking recreation of the in-game character - down to his slacks and crummy beard - but also includes Ethan's important accessories, like a shoe box, camera, gun and origami bird.

He's not for sale, as it was a one-off commission piece, but if he were, we'd like to see him joined by Jason, Creepy Clown, Sleepy Baby and Ethan's mudslide funset.

[Heavy Rain Ethan Mars Figure]