Action figures? Little desktop statues? Those are for coward collectors. Those who really want to make a statement - and scare off home intruders (particularly British ones) - spend over $3000 on a giant statue of Assassin's Creed III's Connor Kenway.

Standing nearly seven feet tall, he's available for preorder from French (I guess that explains the smooching?) company Attakus. You can see a making-of video below, which is actually pretty interesting, as it's got a nice mix of hand-crafted art and hypnotic machine work involved.

Connor - Assassin's Creed 3 Preorder DEPOSIT [Attakus, via Toyark]