Quite a lot of haiku, in fact. Exactly one hundred and ninety-eight.
This absolute work of art was created by British author and screenwriter Craig W. Chenery, who took a few days off his other projects to work on this. Apart from being a clever retelling of the entire movie, there are also a few fun lines thrown in. Such as:
Luke sells his speeder
"Won't be coming back again"
Until the sequel
And a few snarky comments, like:
Luke and Biggs scene cut
Won't be seen for twenty years
Poor Garrick Hagon
It's an excellent read, overall. Check it out:
Top image courtesy of Wookieepedia.
A New Hope in Haiku [Craig W. Chenery's Official Blog, thanks Liam!]
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