Yes, it's come to this. Sega is no longer making home consoles, but it's now making an anime starring girly personifications of its game hardware.
Previously, Kotaku reported that Sega released a set of character cards called "Segakko" (セガっ子) or "Sega Girls" for its free-to-play PS Vita game Samurai & Dragons.
No word as to when the anime will be shown. As noted on Radio Kaikan, Sega only announced that it was making a Segakko anime.
But can you guess which anime girl is what Sega hardware?
【新たに10人のボイスキャストも発表】SEGAのゲームハードを美少女に擬人化した『セガ・ハード・ガールズ』アニメ化決定！[Radio Kaikan]
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