YouTube's DefendTheHouse put out a Mythbusters-style video for Black Ops 2 earlier this year, and now returns with some sage advice for managing Grand Theft Auto V's bigtime threats—from sharks to police choppers.

My favorite protip is lighting a gasoline trail with your turbocharged sedan's backfire. It's such a passive-aggressive way to blow up a five-car pileup. Someone get a catalytic converter on that thing! Keep these handy tips and tricks in mind whenever you're near bushes. Or the wind farm.

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