There are plenty of serious, lengthy, thorough reviews of Grand Theft Auto V. But one review stands apart—probably because the person who wrote it didn't even play the game.
That person was critic, journalist and sometime Kotaku contributor Leigh Alexander, who wrote a sight-unseen "review" on her website satirizing some of the discussion and controversy that arose on the first day of GTA reviews.
Now, you can dance to it. Singer/songwriter Jonathan Mann has gone ahead and made this musical reinterpretation of the song, complete with catchy hooks:
Sing it with me now:
What, you wanna give me death threats / Go for it / Go for it
It even features a vocal cameo from Ms. Alexander herself, lifted from the audio version of her review.
*Okay, just the funniest. Obviously the official Kotaku review is the actual best.