The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

You know the rule: If it exists, there's porn of it. And typically, adult video adaptions of games or anime look rather whatever. Who cares! This Attack on Titan porno, however, looks totally bonkers.

Note: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.

First of all, the costumes—pics courtesy of Asagawo Blog—seem true to the source material.

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

Because an accurate costume is important in a movie in which people get naked.

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

Okay, this one looks bad. So bad, it's good.

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

And the makeup.

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

And they even made little houses.

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

Here, for scale. Giants, just like in the anime and the manga!

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

And large naked giants at that.

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

Going bananas!

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

And eating people. Not real people, mind you. That's because they're not real giants.

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

In the original stills, the performers appear to be wearing tape over their privates (as they don't have them in the manga and the anime). Kotaku has pixelated them to avoid complaints from sensitive readers or those who simply enjoy a good pixelation.

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

Check out these special effects. So special.

The Attack on Titan Porn Looks Absolutely Mental

And it looks like the performers even venture outside. Hopefully they bundled up so as not to catch a cold.

Dubbed Charge on Themis - Titan Soldiers, the flick will be released in Japan on January 10 on DVD and as a digital download. In case you missed it, here is Kotaku's review of the Attack on Titan anime.

【衝撃のおっさん】キタキタキタキタ・・・キタ━━━━ヽ(・∀・` )ノ━━━━!!たるんだ巨人たちが笑劇すぎる【進撃の巨人】[アサガヲBlog]

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