Indie Studio 'Hates' Its Name, Tries on a Size Five

"I've always hated the name Zombie Cow Studios," says Zombie Cow Studios' Dan Marshall. "It was a mistake from Day One." So the maker of Privates and Time Gentlemen, Please! is putting in for some new letterhead and business cards with the name Size Five Games on them. » 5/21/11 1:00pm 5/21/11 1:00pm

Vagina Shooter Scores Penis Enlargement

Zombie Cow Studio's vagina-based shooter Privates grows a pair and then some next year, when the free game finally gets its inevitable dick-based downloadable content. » 11/01/10 5:20pm 11/01/10 5:20pm

Zombie Cow Won't Gets Its Privates On Xbox Live

The final verdict is in, and Xbox Live has said no to Zombie Cow Studios' Privates, the "educational" shooter set partly inside a woman's vagina. No hard feelings. » 9/17/10 4:20pm 9/17/10 4:20pm

Journey to the Center of a Vagina with Privates

No word if Microsoft has changed positions on Privates, the irreverent safe-sex-themed game still being produced for PC. Zombie Cow Studios has gone ahead with this trailer anyway. "Don't touch it, you don't want it growing all up your balls!" » 6/24/10 7:20pm 6/24/10 7:20pm

Xbox Live Unlikely to Approve Vagina Adventure Game

Micro-marines in condom helmets tromping through a landscape of pubic hair will not be part of your Xbox 360 experience, according to a Microsoft statement on Privates, a title being developed for the PC and Xbox Live Arcade. » 5/22/10 12:00pm 5/22/10 12:00pm

Privates, The First Twin Stick Shooter Set In A Vagina

Attention! This is Privates, a new game from the developers of Time Gentlemen, Please! coming to the PC and Xbox 360, one that will give many hardcore video gamers a second chance to encounter a vagina. » 5/11/10 11:30pm 5/11/10 11:30pm