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Kris
11/28/09

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Uh, clearly there are buttons on her shirt. Plainly visible buttons. They're just not buttoned up.
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SergioAM
11/28/09

@Kris: It's a guarantee that anyone who get's one of these will instantly try to pull the shirt away. Even if it was buttoned up :IO
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Kris
09:20 AM

@SergioAM: A lot of these kinds of things have removable clothes. I can't tell if hers is sculpted on or not, though. I doubt it can be removed completely, because her arms don't look like they come off.
But yeah, can't tell if it can be pulled away; the shirt looks like a separate piece though, so maybe. It wouldn't surprise me.
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SergioAM
10:01 AM

@Kris: they might also be nipless :O)!!
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bean
11/28/09

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Vanessa has to be one of the best fighting game moms of all time.
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Lincolnsbeard33
11/28/09

@bean: how many others are there?
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dracosummoner
11/28/09

@Lincolnsbeard33:

Hmm. I think Sophitia (SoulCalibur) has children. There's Sindel, from Mortal Kombat ...
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kunibob
11/28/09

@Lincolnsbeard33: I'll pitch in with Crimson Viper, Michelle Chang and Nina Williams.
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BlueCrazy
11/28/09

@dracosummoner: Crimson Viper is a mom.

One of the chicks in your party in Grandia 3, was your mom. LoL

The Boss. (birthed us one of the best bad/good guys of all time)
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katsujinken
11/28/09

@dracosummoner: Don't forget Dural from Virtua Fighter, she's a mom too
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dracosummoner
11/28/09

@BlueCrazy:

True, but bean (thread creator) was talking about fighting-game moms only. Sorry!
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dracosummoner
11/28/09

@katsujinken:

Ah. I'm not hugely familiar with Virtua Fighter. Sorry!
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katsujinken
11/28/09

@dracosummoner: She the ninja character Kage's mom. Didn't see that one coming, did you? Yu Suzuki, you've done it again
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BlueCrazy
11/28/09

@dracosummoner: Oh damn... well Ill stick with C.Viper then

Milf
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Chirotera
11/28/09

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She's going to catch a cold if she keeps forgetting to button up!

This post brought to you by Vanessa's grandmother.
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WFROSE
11/28/09

@Chirotera: what if she's in a tropical climate?
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Chirotera
11/28/09

@WFROSE: Malaria.
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excel_excel
11/28/09

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Hell yeah, thats an awesome statue! Who needs Mai! FUCK MAI!

*runs away from mai fanboys*
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John Weston
11/28/09

@excel_excel: Fuck you

Still an awesome figure of my 2nd fave
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excel_excel
11/28/09

@John Weston: I ran away so pooey on youey
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DexterMoon
11/28/09

@excel_excel: Who cares about Mai? Where's my Whip?!
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IanC
11/28/09

@excel_excel: Fuck mai? I so would :p
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Skunky
11/28/09

@excel_excel: Don't most people WANT to do exactly that?
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FlagshipFighter
11/28/09

@Skunky: You sir, are awesome!
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NekuSakuraba
11/28/09

@excel_excel: My idol~ +__+
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katsujinken
11/28/09

@excel_excel: I'd fuck Mai too :3
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excel_excel
04:30 PM

@Skunky: Oh shit!
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GunFlame
11/28/09

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Awesome! I will get this.

Vanessa is a great character. Its about time that she started to get a little love.

Very fun to play with an also pretty cool as well (also, damn sexy!).

Good stuff!
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Chesu
11/28/09

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Does anyone else think that the quality of the hair's shape and coloring is quite a bit lower than the skin and clothing?
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Koztah
11/28/09

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Would prefer Blue Mary. :P
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mr_godot
11/28/09

@Koztah: Yeah, why hasn't Blue Mary gotten any love? The figures are 99% Mai and suddenly 1% Vanessa.

I get that Mai is super hot, but I don't know if she deserves to totally dominate KoF merch.
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Friedhamster
11/27/09

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Not too shabby, still waiting on that Bayonetta figure though.
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mr_godot
11/28/09

@Friedhamster: Oh man, I never even thought about there being a Bayonetta figure! How could that have slipped my mind?

That's gonna be awesome.
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Friedhamster
11/28/09

@mr_godot: There's this prototype that was shown at TGS: [kotaku.com]

I really doubt that's what the final version will look like. Her mid section is waaay too screwed up.

There's this custom job, but, meh, one of and it looks like a modded Barbie. [kotaku.com]
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the7k
11/27/09

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Still waiting for a high quality Kula. All the ones I've seen are either made like American-style poseable action figures, or based on her dreadful "Another" costume in KOF:MI.

If I could find a Kula of this quality, I would gladly pay $90+. I'm dead serious.
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Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
11/27/09

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I just wish Vanessa made it into XII ;_;

Though thats not to say XII would be any good at that point but I'd at least have SOMEONE I liked.
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the7k
11/27/09

@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: I personally liked XII, even though none of my favorite characters were in it. I just made new favorites. Namely, Clark.

Still wasn't as good as KOFXI, but that's a hard act to follow. At least it was pretty well balanced.
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Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
11/27/09

@the7k: My biggest issue is playability.
The visuals get in the way of the game.

A lot of characters, if not all, cast a ridiculous amount of shadows on themselves making their silhouettes difficult to even make out and follow in an actual fight. Also the stage lighting obscures them even more. I remember that really orange one making them blend into the background so much that I lost my own character most of the time, let alone my opponent.
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aang001
11/28/09

@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: 12 destroyed the series. They put no effort into the game. And the cast was poorly chosen. No Mai, Vanessa, King, K, Duck, Max, Vice, Mary, Tizok, Mr Big, Gato, Whip, Kula, Rock etc...the list goes on. They even released the list of the original cast that was to go in 12 before they forgot how to plan a game and spent too much time faking lighting that annoys people. The Chinese stage with the super dark right hand corner... No special intros/ intros, no taunts, no endings, no boss, no way to back out menus, no multi specials no moves... characters used to have 5+ pages of moves! We got 2 moves and 1 super, no multi super bars, no teams, poorly chosen cast, horrible interface design, bad netcode, the list goes on. 11 was million times better than 12. I will never buy another snk product after that epic fail...
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Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
11/28/09

@aang001: You seem distraught.
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the7k
11/28/09

@aang001: Good, more SNK products for me. Even though KOFXII was not as good as XI, it is still about a thousand times better than KOF2001. Seriously, play 2001 and then try to tell me that XII is that bad.

Yeah, it sucks that a lot of characters and moves are missing. Wanna know the truth? It's kinda necessary to keep the move list and character roster down in order to keep the game balanced. And the game is balanced. It's practically the Virtua Fighter of 2D fighters.

The only thing KOFXII didn't have that would have made it even more popular than the rest of the sorry assortment of modern 2D fighters we have (2D fighting renaissance, my ass) is tag team. That, and a better netcode, but I'd think that if games like Tekken 6 and Soul Calibur IV can get away with crappy netcode, KOFXII could as well.
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Atomsk88
11/27/09

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You don't have to dust for prints to know where you'll find fingerprints on this figure.
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Beardbeardly
11/27/09

@Atomsk88: Good lord, you'd be lucky if all you found is fingerprints. I hope nobody puts a blacklight up to one. Ugh. I gotta go wash my eyes, hands, and brain.
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Eltigro
11/27/09

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I agree with everyone else about the feet. But what about that back wrinkle? (see photo 1)
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LllusionX Mailed the Fission
11/26/09

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technically these proportions are off too, because her head actually IS that small
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Sobersean: aka Doctor Aquafresh
11/25/09

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Oh my god
Becky, look at her feet area
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her feet
are just so big
I can't believe they're so elongated
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, at her messed up back.

I like big feet and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty foot
And a round toe in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that foot was stuffed
Deep in the shoes she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that foot you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, back of wrinkled skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I'm tired of magazines
Saying small feet are the thing
Take the average man and ask him that
She gotta pack much wrinkles on her back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got long feet (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that long ass foot
Baby got a wrinkled back
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Platypus Man
11/25/09

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Aww, why'd you change the title of the article, Luke? I liked "gets the job done" better...
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