Oh God, what have I done? Oh that's right, I asked the wrong people to create an alternative line of sexy video game Halloween costumes. I brought this on myself, and now I'm bringing it to you.
It's that time of year again, when the specialty shops are packed with "sexy" Halloween costumes aimed at titillating the gaming set. There's sexy plumbers, sexy elves and sexy assassins all over the place, but they're generally crap. Let's show them how it's done.
I love Pokémon. YouTuber Chris Sanders loves them too. Maybe a little too much.
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While an Unreal Engine 3-powered vampire hunting period piece set in an alternate 19th century Paris may sound pretty compelling, the coolest thing about Square Enix's Bloodmasque is facial mapping technology console developers gave up on years ago.
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ArenaNet character designer Kristen Perry was presented was presented with a thorny task when asked to cultivate the plant-like sylvari race for Guild Wars 2: Finding the balance between green-skinned humans and tentacle monsters.
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A game as sexy and strange as Catherine deserves a special edition that accurately reflects the game's exploration of the pleasures and horrors of love. So Atlus is stuffing underwear into a pizza box and delivering it to your local game store on July 26.
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We can't all be Angeline Jolie or Brad Pitt, but what we lack in looks we make up for in brains, right? Apparently not. Researchers in London have found that attractive people are smarter too, dammit.
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Atlus is making its adult role-playing game Catherine as suggestive as possible. What does a tiny man with ram horns stuck in a woman's cleavage suggest to you?
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If you thought that Fallout: New Vegas unboxing was sexy, then you've not seen anything yet. A triumph of Call of Duty-themed manscaping awaits!
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To celebrate the launch of video game repair guides, do-it-yourself repair website iFixit is tearing down old video game consoles all week long. Today they give us a peek at what's inside the classic Atari 2600.
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The new, smaller, sexier Xbox 360 is in stores now, and if you know where to go it can be yours for as little as $90.
Activision's big E3 blowout last night featured performances by Usher, Z-Trip, Jane's Addiction, Eminem, Soundgarden, and this lovely young, scantily clad lady riding a pole 20 feet in the air.
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Sam "Samwise" Didier. StarCraft II art director. Hotter than John Romero. I'll post his interview later, but the picture couldn't wait. This is my new desktop wallpaper.
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