Peanut Butter Pop-Tarts: The Snacktaku Review

Stop — just stop. I know what you are going to say. "Fahey, you already reviewed Pop-Tarts. You even suggested a new slogan for Kellogg's — I believe it was 'Pop-Tarts: F*** Breakfast.'" That's true, but these are not Pop-Tarts. These are new Pop-Tarts Gone Nutty Exclamation Point, and they are beautiful monsters for… » 6/03/13 5:00pm 6/03/13 5:00pm

Celery with Peanut Butter: The Snacktaku Review

In the comments section of my most recent Snacktaku » 5/21/12 5:00pm 5/21/12 5:00pm review, a reader accused me of (and I am paraphrasing here) "eating nothing but crap". Perhaps this review of the healthy, wholesome combination of a vegetable no one likes and chocolate's pale understudy will convince him otherwise.