We've all been there, Girl Who Stores Game Controllers In Her Underwear. Sometimes, it gets really hot outside. You're sitting in your apartment in your underwear, playing some video games to make the sweltering afternoon go by faster.

You get up to pour a glass of ice water, but the controller you're holding is… » 7/02/12 4:01pm 7/02/12 4:01pm

She's a model. She's a gamer. She's a nuclear physicist. She's an incredibly accomplished young woman.

She just never learned how to sit on the couch. » 6/25/12 4:00pm 6/25/12 4:00pm

We've all been there, Ragequitting Baby. You're playing a quick round of capture the flag online, and there's this guy on the other team who just won't. Stop. Killing you. And as he does so, he lets loose an unending stream of invective, racial slurs, and all manner of other disgusting language.

He probably doesn't… » 6/11/12 3:31pm 6/11/12 3:31pm

Being an orange is hard. You grow up on a tree, surrounded by friends, only to be plucked at your ripest, crated, and shipped off to a grocery store, destined to be devoured by health-conscious shoppers.

So when you found yourself in bed with a lovely redheaded woman gamer, you thought you had avoided your fate.… » 5/21/12 3:30pm 5/21/12 3:30pm

Oh, no. Grandpa. That look in your eyes. That clenched grimace. That loose, delicate grip on your controller's joysticks, as if you aren't really playing anything at all.

You must have just watched Aeris die. » 5/14/12 3:30pm 5/14/12 3:30pm

How... how could this be? I had it. I really thought I had it.

But no. It's over. I lost the match. There are no repeats. It's never coming back. It's over. » 5/07/12 3:30pm 5/07/12 3:30pm