Former Oasis singer Liam Gallagher (above, cardboard) spent much of the 1990s under a blizzard of cocaine. Now, he's older. And apparently buying toys.
Noel Gallagher, the former Oasis songwriter, probably doesn't remember most of the 1990s. He was out of his mind, doing drugs—maybe even doing them off a glass top Space Invaders arcade cabinet.
The reason for a city's youth rioting for days are no doubt complex and many. But, hey, let's blame video games, because that's exactly what rocker Noel Gallagher is doing.
Robbie Williams, whom Noel Gallagher once called "the fat dancer from Take That", is returning to boy band Take That. He is also releasing a music game.
Guitar Hero World Tour owners thirsty for new content can drink in Oasis' latest, as Activision has made Dig Out Your Soul available as downloadable content. What can you look forward to?
Previously, Noel Gallagher said Guitar Hero was better "than somebody getting their fucking head chopped off with a samurai sword while getting fucked by a goblin up the arse with a laser." Eloquent!
The recent increase of youth crime has Oasis songwriter Noel Gallagher. Eighteen teenagers have been murdered this year so far in London, and the Metropolitan police have set up a dedicated task force of 75 officers to combat crime. And the cause of this crime? According to Gallagher: