Nic Cage has pushed the limits of acting in the past — but with Outcast, his new movie coming out next week, he's redefining acting completely. Just watch the Shatnerian delivery of "I AM the White Ghost!" and the bizarre line-reading of "Their blood will be ON OUR BLADES!" It's just... sublime. Watch the trailer for…

Fun fact: Nic Cage's face can improve everything—including, yes, Halo. Just don't expect things to feel as dramatic when you see Nic-Cage-Cortana talking to Nic-Cage-Master-Chief.

Nic Cage didn't earn his reputation as "America's sweetheart" for no reason. No sir. The man acted in National Treasure, Gone In 60 Seconds, Ghost Rider, and many other high caliber films. But now he takes on his greatest acting challenge: An ad for the BAIC Senova D-Series. And he nails it!

Nic Cage's face must go on everything. It's the law. Not even Pokémon are exempt.