If you're wondering why the graphics update for Land of Dragonrunes » 3/28/12 2:40pm 3/28/12 2:40pm never came out, you only have the brutal hands of spokesman and MMA legend Bas Rutten to blame. Well, that and the fact that the game doesn't technically exist.

After a brief pause to terrorize a poor actor in his kitchen set » 3/14/12 3:20pm 3/14/12 3:20pm, spokes-maniac Bas Rutten takes the message of action MMO combat on the road.

Last week Tera » 2/29/12 2:40pm 2/29/12 2:40pm's mixed martial arts master spokesman pitched the game's action-oriented combat to a from other massively multiplayer online games. This week he breaks into a player's house. Oh those MMO-FOs.

Tera » 2/22/12 2:20pm 2/22/12 2:20pm is an upcoming massively multiplayer online role-playing game that emphasizes action-packed combat mechanics over traditional MMO click battles. Bas Rutten is a legendary mixed martial arts fighter with a penchant for kicking his opponents in the liver until they fall down. Put them together and you get a room…