You know that red mushroom guy that hangs around with Mario? Apparently he’s got a little friend. His little friend is nuts.

Call me a pessimist, but post-apocalyptic Dubai doesn't look like the sort of place you'd want to vacation in. And look! They've even hung the flag wrong.

Sometimes a rumor is a rumor only because the press release hasn't hit yet, as is the case with Sega's newly announced partnership with PlatinumGames, the studio formed after Capcom decided to dissolve Okami developer Clover. The only difference between the rumor and the official announcement is that instead of three…