A figurehead atop a slowly sinking team, and a figurehead atop a slowly sinking stone.

Separated at Birth is pure conjecture. It is not even half-assed genealogical research. Any resemblances are purely coincidental, no matter how hilarious. » 9/17/12 4:30pm 9/17/12 4:30pm

The Master, » 9/10/12 5:00pm 9/10/12 5:00pm and the Dreamcast/EA Sports/EA master.

For people over the age of 10, this year's Spider-Man movie re-boot seems to have emerged rather quickly. Wasn't it just a decade ago that we got the last "first" Spider-Man movie? It was.

Well, technically, it's been 3,714 days, which is closer to 10 years and two months. » 7/09/12 5:00pm 7/09/12 5:00pm

The only thing more depressing than the…