The Dorkly Weekly: There is Absolutely No Reason to Reinstate XCOM, You GuysMike Fahey10/08/12 4:40pm18EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink Aliens? Come on, guys. No one actually believes aliens are coming to kill all of you humans, with your multitudinous genitalia.
The Dorkly Weekly: Quitting Smoking the Mortal Kombat WayMike Fahey10/01/12 4:30pm18EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink When you've been smoking as long as Mortal Kombat's resident grey ninja has been smoking, there's really only one way to kick the habit.
The Dorkly Weekly: So That's How Paperboy Got All Those Front Page StoriesMike Fahey9/17/12 4:15pm8EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink What, the fact that a low-level newspaper employee constantly made it onto the front page never bothered you? Who is writing this newspaper?
The Dorkly Weekly: But What If Voltorb Doesn't Want to Self-Destruct?Mike Fahey9/10/12 4:15pm54EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink The self-destruct special move in Pokémon always made me wonder about how the creatures being ordered to kill themselves felt. Now we know.
The Dorkly Weekly: Chrono Trigger's Robo Gets the 'Girl'Mike Fahey8/27/12 4:30pm16EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink What would you do if a powerful magician could make exact doll duplicates of everyone you know? Yeah, that's what I thought, so don't go looking down your nose at Robo for this little indiscretion.