Aliens? Come on, guys. No one actually believes aliens are coming to kill all of you humans, with your multitudinous genitalia.

I mean really, it's called XCOM: Enemy Unknown—that's uncertainty right there. Probably just weather balloons. With lasers. » 10/08/12 4:40pm 10/08/12 4:40pm

When you've been smoking as long as Mortal Kombat » 10/01/12 4:30pm 10/01/12 4:30pm's resident grey ninja has been smoking, there's really only one way to kick the habit.

What, the fact that a low-level newspaper employee constantly made it onto the front page never bothered you? Who is writing this newspaper?

We have conversations like this one at Kotaku every single day. » 9/17/12 4:15pm 9/17/12 4:15pm

The self-destruct special move in Pokémon always made me wonder about how the creatures being ordered to kill themselves felt. Now we know.

For more sick and twisted video game comedy, follow the link to Dorkly.com. » 9/10/12 4:15pm 9/10/12 4:15pm

What would you do if a powerful magician could make exact doll duplicates of everyone you know? Yeah, that's what I thought, so don't go looking down your nose at Robo for this little indiscretion.

Man, someone at Dorkly loves role-playing games, don't they? Between last week's Earthbound video and this week's … » 8/27/12 4:30pm 8/27/12 4:30pm