Aliens? Come on, guys. No one actually believes aliens are coming to kill all of you humans, with your multitudinous genitalia.
When you've been smoking as long as Mortal Kombat's resident grey ninja has been smoking, there's really only one way to kick the habit.
What, the fact that a low-level newspaper employee constantly made it onto the front page never bothered you? Who is writing this newspaper?
The self-destruct special move in Pokémon always made me wonder about how the creatures being ordered to kill themselves felt. Now we know.
What would you do if a powerful magician could make exact doll duplicates of everyone you know? Yeah, that's what I thought, so don't go looking down your nose at Robo for this little indiscretion.