Using nothing but his annoying swagger and a soccer ball, Ronaldo finds all sorts of new ways to terrorize the citizens of Grand Theft Auto V. The digital version of Ronaldo, that is.
There is surely an explanation, but just watch this for one moment, unadulterated by context, and enjoy it. It's wonderful. The inexplicable behavior from the host and Ronaldo's 1,000-yard stare momentarily interrupted by a blink that says what the actual fuck? Amazing.