Saints Row's Dildo Bat: More Than Two Million Served

Since its introduction two weeks ago in Saints Row: The Third, the game's four-foot long dildo bat—nom de guerre: "The Penetrator"—has killed more than two million citizens of Steelport, publisher THQ said in announcing a stat-tracking capability that charts all the mayhem taking place in the open-world crime game. » 11/30/11 11:30pm 11/30/11 11:30pm

This is What the Saints Row Dildo Bat Looks Like in Japan

Well, it's a bat, basically. The "Penetrator," the notorious four-foot long dickbat in Saints Row: The Third, runs afoul of Japanese laws prohibiting the display of genitalia, so Volition just turned the thing into a garden-variety aluminum baseball bat. Why not a four-foot long tentacle bat? » 11/12/11 1:00pm 11/12/11 1:00pm