We already know that one of the most secretive places on earth probably hides aliens or whatever. Boring. The real question is, what Pokémon can you find at Area 51?
The PC has motorized heat vents, both sides of the computer pop off, there are battery-powered lights inside and and behind the computer, and you can slap up to six hard drives in the PC, all without touching a screwdriver.
Hiring proper comic-book genius Grant Morrison to perform script magick on the Area 51 movie does seem like a natural fit - the Midway title's mix of aliens, conspiracies, the illuminati and genetic mutation are straight up his strasse. The only missing ingredients are drugs and the occult - can he find a way to…