Stores around the world are overflowing this week with official Star Wars merch. A new book, The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra, is very much, well, they make its official status pretty clear in the title.
The name says it all. This is a book on sex positions. But instead of featuring creepy fan art, as Iād first feared when clicking on the images, instead it uses action figures to recreate the action. So itās surprisingly SFW.
The book ditches classics like Splitting Bamboo and The Visitor for positions like āThe Bacta Tankā, āHan Shot Firstā, āLet the Wookiee winā, āTwo Girls One Cupā¦ Of Bantha Milkā, and āItās a Trap!ā
Glaring oversights that Iāll give out for free for the sequel: āI Can Take On The Whole Empire Myselfā, āYou Canāt Do Any Good Back Thereā and āSmall Exhaust Portā.
