Relive Your Mass Effect Romance With 21 Inches Of Hot Garrus Statue

Garrus Vakarian was a humble C-Sec investigator until you set him free. In turn, he set your heart free with his gentle, somewhat chitinous touch. Now Gaming Heads is offering you a chance to hold him in your arms once more, with the first in its new line of 1/4 scale Mass Effect statues.

There's nothing more dangerous that a well-crafted series of 1/4 scale statues. It's hard enough to make the space for a single 21 inch tall polystone representation of a Normandy crew member, let alone however many Gaming Heads has planned.

Relive Your Mass Effect Romance With 21 Inches Of Hot Garrus Statue

But the size is important. The bigger the scale, the more detail they can pack into every relative foot of Garrus' hunky frame. Just check out the armor on this bad boy.


Relive Your Mass Effect Romance With 21 Inches Of Hot Garrus Statue

Sexy, huh? How about this?

Relive Your Mass Effect Romance With 21 Inches Of Hot Garrus Statue

Aw yeah, I love a male alien when one side of his face looks like the grease trap for a Waffle House grill. You are one delicious spaceman specimen, Garrus.

Of course, such looks don't come cheap. The normal edition of Gaming Head's Garrus, limited to 1,000 pieces and slated for release early next year, will run you $329.99.

Relive Your Mass Effect Romance With 21 Inches Of Hot Garrus Statue

The exclusive edition is limited to a mere 500 pieces, and runs $349.99 due to the fancy alternate gun.

Not convinced? Then maybe you never really loved Garrus at all. Fine. Just remember this as he walks away for the last time — you'll never get this again.

Relive Your Mass Effect Romance With 21 Inches Of Hot Garrus Statue