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Pokemon Teaches Your Children To Worship Satan

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Pokémon, plural, turn kids into devil. They are monsters. And there's stabbing and shootings, too! Maybe it has something to do with the dark realm?

Going by hairdos, this looks to be from the late 1990s or the turn of the century.

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Still remember that even with the passage of time certain things still hold true — such as that demons take pokémon seriously. So does Satan. Oh, and some of you cannot go to heaven. Sorry!

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