That's not a dog in a Nintendo sweater. You are looking at groomed, dyed, and trimmed dog hair. Let's call this pooch "Yoshi Dog."
Creative? Yes. Terrifying? Definitely.
Surely, poodles are cute enough without dyeing them green and making them look like dinosaurs.
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