Hope I’m not spoiling the outcome of this battle for anybody.

In the name of parents everywhere, PowerModz strapped either the most delightful or most insufferable (depending on many factors) Muppet on Sesame Street to a pole and placed that pole behind the jet engine that was just sitting around on the back of a truck. The results are as delightful as the man in the animal hat is annoying.

Have you noticed the mistake? Any real parent should. That’s not Tickle Me Elmo. That’s Sweet Kisses Elmo, who never did anything to anyone.

THEY EXECUTED THE WRONG MUPPET. And with no body to dispose of they’re going to get away with it.

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