Chinese Newspaper's HQ Now Looks Like a Golden PenisS

You might have already known that the new People's Daily headquarters, first erected this spring, looks like a schlong. But did you know it now resembles a golden one?

Chinese site iFeng reports that the building is now being covered with golden paneling to reflect light and make everything think, "Oh hey, that's a golden dick." Okay, I made that last part up.

Designed by a professor from the Southeast University School of Architecture, which is the oldest architectural school in China, the building looks less like a penis from certain angles.

Chinese Newspaper's HQ Now Looks Like a Golden Penis

Not a penis.

Chinese Newspaper's HQ Now Looks Like a Golden Penis

But from other angles, it looks like this.

Chinese Newspaper's HQ Now Looks Like a Golden Penis

Yep, a cock made of gold.

Chinese Newspaper's HQ Now Looks Like a Golden Penis

On Chinese microblogs, internet users are combining it with other odd Chinese structures, like TV broadcaster CCTV's headquarters, which resembles pants, circular structures, which resemble balls, and the Olympic Bird's Nest, which resembles a bird's nest.

人民日报新大楼披上“土豪金” [ifeng.com]

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