China's Military English Is Deep. Like, Really Deep.S

The People's Liberation Army (AKA the Chinese military) has a guidebook of English language phrases. Most of them are pretty basic, such as "Are you a new soldier?" or "We treat POWs well". Other phrases are so profound.

Located on People's Liberation Army Daily, the guidebook has been online forever; however, website ShanghaiIst recently stumbled upon it and decided to share.

Here are some of the most inspirational English phrases as they originally appeared. Somewhere, a Chinese soldier is hopefully memorizing them.

China's Military English Is Deep. Like, Really Deep.S

China's Military English Is Deep. Like, Really Deep.S

China's Military English Is Deep. Like, Really Deep.S

China's Military English Is Deep. Like, Really Deep.S

China's Military English Is Deep. Like, Really Deep.S

China's Military English Is Deep. Like, Really Deep.S

Military English Learning [PLA Daily via ShanghaiIst]

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