Breaking Smash Bros. news out of Nintendo's E3 booth event — along with Mega Man and Animal Crossing's villager, the Wii Fit trainer girl will be joining oh who cares.
*sits at his desk eating pistachios, shaking his head* What are... *sighs* I...
I've got nothing.
To clarify, this is a real thing — a new playable character. Nintendo seemed excited about it. They are completely in touch.
At least the video is hilarious.
Update: Here she is in action: