"Witness the incremental evolution of franchise-based go-kart combat racing!" Yup, that's Mario Kart in a nutshell.

This fake advertising clip from Smosh Games for Nintendo's long-running vehicular competitive game throws down some rough truths about the stuff we love to hate in Mario Kart. Raise your hands if you liked two-man karts. Keep 'em up if you hate "bullshit."

And, seriously, what the eff was up with that steering wheel accessory for Mario Kart Wii? Did anybody actually test that thing?