Well, that's a lie. This video, released last week by popular YouTube user Lore, only sums up part of the action-shooter-stealth series' twisty, oft-incomprehensible story. Still, it's worth watching if only to see Lore's adorable cartoon portrayal of Solid Snake's adventures.


This video contains spoilers for Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2, and Metal Gear Solid 3.