It's...it's like a dream come true.
Master craftsman Ben Heck has built this custom Xbox 360 controller which contains a rather useful add-on: a hot pocket dispenser. Which I guess would work just as well for kebabs, sausage rolls, etc, depending on where you live!
You'll never have to take your hands of the controller to eat again.
Those short on time/attention spans can skip to around 13:00 to see it in action.