Hey America! Use The Metric System!

To: Crecente
From: Bashcraft
RE: This is Not a Perfect Game

Man, I made brownies this morning. Betty Crocker! But man, the original measurements were in crazy U.S. measurements, not the metric system. The metric system makes sense, America!!

Thank goodness that the instructions were translated into metric.

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