Look, I know that the "sweaty dickpunching" joke is so old, but this kind of glitch definitely does not project an image of mixed martial arts as a scientific, action-packed and, moreover, manful sport

Reader Joshua J. was playing the UFC Undisputed 2010 demo as Rashad Evans, trying to put Rampage Jackson in a submission hold. Josh misidentified the submission hold as "spooning." I think two people grinding their privates together is actually called "scissoring."