Alt porn outlet SuicideGirls is getting into the dating sim game, bringing its brand of "naughty, internet, art-sleaze superstars" (read: naked girls) to the iPhone with the app Seduce A SuicideGirl. It may be shallow, but it may also be brilliant.

The official announcement may call it "our version of those old choose your own adventure stories," but we recognize it as a slightly more tattooed dating sim. The goal? Pick up Zoli Suicide at a comic book store by making the right conversational choices, enjoy a "sexy 17+ make out session with her." Oh, it doesn't sound nearly as deep as other dating sim game offerings, but how many Tokimeki Memorials end with a undies only action in a comic book shop bathroom?

Failure to pick up Zoli will result in on-screen humiliation and no make out. Does this virtual random encounter sound like your cup of tea? 99 cents at the App Store and its yours for the one-handed playing.

Seduce A SuicideGirl [iTunes]

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