Somehow They're Squeezing Fat Princess Onto The PSP

Fitting the other team's cake-engorged princess into the giant PlayStation 3 was easy; how they've managed to cram her into the PSP is something we don't really want to think about.

But cram they have, and Titan Game's addictive action fantasy blend is indeed coming to the PlayStation Portable in the form of Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake. It's a port of the upcoming PlayStation Network title, with new features exclusive to the portable version, including six completely new levels, an extended single player mode, and four new game modes - Grim Ripper, Dilapidated, Demolition, and Jailbreak. All of that, plus online multiplayer in both local and infrastructure modes for up to 8 players make Fistful of Cake one hefty package. HA! See what I did there? I made a heavy joke about the game! This is why I should probably be sleeping right now.