Room 4 Rent (No Zombies!)

Reader Adam needs a roommate "pretty badly". To help him find one, though, he didn't just post a regular old "roommate wanted" advertisement. Oh no. He put in some effort.

Behold, then, the Room 4 Rent. Sounds cozy! Especially if you hunger for the flesh of the living! But as Adam explains:

We're a pretty laid back group of individuals, but there's one aspect we won't compromise on: absolutely no zombies.

None.

Zero.

I don't care if you're only 1/16th zombie on your mother's side, you won't be stepping foot inside my safehouse.

Slightly discriminatory, perhaps, but then, that means if you're anything but a zombie, you should fit the bill.

Room 4 Rent (No Zombies!)