Reader Adam needs a roommate "pretty badly". To help him find one, though, he didn't just post a regular old "roommate wanted" advertisement. Oh no. He put in some effort.
Behold, then, the Room 4 Rent. Sounds cozy! Especially if you hunger for the flesh of the living! But as Adam explains:
We're a pretty laid back group of individuals, but there's one aspect we won't compromise on: absolutely no zombies.
I don't care if you're only 1/16th zombie on your mother's side, you won't be stepping foot inside my safehouse.
Slightly discriminatory, perhaps, but then, that means if you're anything but a zombie, you should fit the bill.