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I swear, I swear that I am not a mole for Valve. I know I post well more than my share of Team Fortress 2 shit, but they keep making it, and I keep laughing, and I'ma keep posting it. Djy1991 and ICTOC created this, hosted over at machinima.org — which is behind the awesome awesome "Meet the ..." sendups of inanimate objects in TF2, and this one looks at the 2Fort Cow. The ending is cow-meets-Cloverfield amazing and makes me want to hit myself in the face with a shovel.

Meet the Cow [machinima.com, via Ubercharged.net]