The Gameological Society had a simple idea: take the creatures, beasts and people from Scribblenauts and pit them against each other. See which thing, real or fictional, could kick the most ass.
While there were some funny encounters between humans - notably the Democrats vs Republicans - us meat bags were pretty useless. As were most normal animals.
It's only once you start getting to sharks and lions that you find things that can really put up a fight, but that's nothing compared to the power of ghosts, zombies, vampires, kraken and dragons. Oh, and death.
The most powerful, though, were the pair who could negate every other character's strengths and abilities by turning them to stone. Meaning Medusa and the Basilisk came out on top, with the pair even able to beat God.
The Universe According To Scribblenauts [The Gameological Society]