If you wanna raise your kids to be blood-hungry nomad horselords, you need to start early.
This entertaining parody of Game of Thrones (and British language teaching program Muzzy) by Nacho Punch does a really good job of setting up that special mood those older As Seen on TV-type ads used to have. Though I suppose they had way less stabbing. See if you can spot every reference, GoT or otherwise:
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