Everyone, say hi to Reese. He got the thing he really, really wanted most for Christmas. And yes, it's Tank! Tank! Tank!, which was ... not exactly the best launch title for the Wii U.

While at this year's Tokyo Game Show, I got my first hands on with the Wii U. Other Kotaku editors have used the Wii U plenty, but since I didn't go to E3, this was my first. Prior to picking it up for the first time, I really didn't have high expectations for it—nor did I have them for the game I was to play, Tank!…

Pardon the excitement there, it actually wasn't excitement. Namco Bandai's debut Wii U game is actually called Tank! Tank! Tank!