Earlier this week we met the cast of Star Wars Episode VII, an intriguing mix of old and new faces. Now it's up to our Photoshop-savvy readers to take those actors and put them into some Star Wars.
This morning we all delighted in the casting announcement for Star Wars VII. And then the reality set in: There is only one new female character being added to what is arguably the world's most beloved mythic series. It's as if 51 percent of the population cried out in pain, and was suddenly silenced.
If this was a real audition tape for Michael Moore to direct the recently announced resurgence of the Star Wars films, I imagine it'd go pretty much exactly like this. But it's not real. It's a Conan skit.