Birdo Imprisoned Over Gender Mix-Up, Only A Dildo Can Save Her

Quick: what's Birdo? Dude thing, or lady thing? Upcoming Wii game Captain Rainbow seeks to capitalise on this confusion by making Birdo the centre of one of your first quests. Birdo needs your help getting "her" out of jail, after the fuzz - convinced she's a he - lock her up for using the women's bathroom. And the… » 8/29/08 5:30am 8/29/08 5:30am

Captain Rainbow Says, "Please Turn Over"

Wow, just wow. You are looking at the box art for Japanese Wii title Captain Rainbow » 8/20/08 4:00am 8/20/08 4:00am from developer Skip. The game follows Nick, Captain Rainbow's alter-ego, who's no longer popular as he used to be and goes to Minmin Island in hopes of becoming popular again. There his path crosses with other characters from Nintendo…