Birdo Imprisoned Over Gender Mix-Up, Only A Dildo Can Save Her

Quick: what's Birdo? Dude thing, or lady thing? Upcoming Wii game Captain Rainbow seeks to capitalise on this confusion by making Birdo the centre of one of your first quests. Birdo needs your help getting "her" out of jail, after the fuzz - convinced she's a he - lock her up for using the women's bathroom. And the only… » 8/29/08 5:30am 8/29/08 5:30am