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In the Great Indoors, I Like to 'Bag It Up

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Owen Good and 103 others

It arrived a week ago. I put it on and zipped up and saw myself in the full-length mirror, looking like the bastard offspring of Barney and Gumby, or scientist victim No. 4 from John Carpenter's The Thing. Mummified in polyester, I marshaled my intestinal fortitude to confront the very first thought I had when I saw… » 10/21/11 8:00pm 10/21/11 8:00pm