The Final Pocket God Update Blames Scientology For the End of theā€¦

Those poor Mayans. All this time we've been pointing to their broken calendar with anxiety and dream, when we really should have been pointing at completely plausible alien-based religion created by a science fiction author. Do you think there'll be Tom Cruise? Oh yeah, there'll be Tom Cruise. » 12/19/12 3:45pm 12/19/12 3:45pm