Why Women Want To Have Sex With GarrusMark SerrelsToday 7:30pm546EditPromoteGo to permalinkMy Mass Effect playthrough was the most straight-laced, male heterosexual journey you could imagine. I boned Ashley, despite her space-alt-right leanings. Then I boned Miranda, because I mean, I’m only human. Garrus was just my mechanic. The guy stuck at the bottom of my ship fixing shit.