Japanese Developer Codes First Ever Ding-Dong-Ditch Simulator

We called it Ring-And-Run. Other kids called it Ding Dong Ditch. Only when I moved out and lived on my own did I realize how aggravating it is to have some nitwit fifth-grader knock on your door and hide in the bushes when you went to open it. At least they didn't leave a flaming bag of dogshit on the stoop.