Like chocobos and characters named Cid, pornographic magazines are a proud tradition in Final Fantasy games.

I spent $31.42 on an iPad game two weeks ago. $31.42. On an iPad game.

The folks over at Square Enix Europe are charging a whopping $28.99 for upcoming mobile RPG Final Fantasy Dimensions, they revealed this morning.

It's called Final Fantasy Dimensions, and it will be out for iOS and Android this summer. Looks like Final Fantasy IV or Final Fantasy V, no? It's not: it's a nostalgia-themed original game with touchscreen controls and some seriously classic gameplay. It was also released in Japan two years ago under the name Final…